Hotel Chocolate Velvetiser

07

 The cold rolls in catching you unaware sometimes. Usually in the morning with frost all over your windscreens. Get yourself winter ready get the warm clothes back out of storage and treat yourself to an endless supply of hot chocolate.

£149.95 Take a look

Solid copper ice press

09

I’ve always been impressed by the fancy ice they have at cocktail bars. Perfect shapes that seem to Fill Your glass and make that cocktail even more awesome.

$2,000.00 Take a look

Revolution instaGLO Toaster

07

Ferrari, Bentley, Rolex, and 5 guys burgers. All indications that you are doing extremely well in life.   You can now add the InstaGLO toaster to that mix of high rollers.

£309.00 Take a look

Beer Stones

06

A ruined drink can ruin the mood. Warm drinks that are supposed to be cold. And the cold that is supposed to be warm. Also when the carbonation runs out of your beer it’s like it's gone off (to me anyway, but then I’m a snob when it comes to drinks).

£17.17 Take a look

Tealicious Fully Automatic Tea Machine

08

A mug of tea. What better drink is there? None. Not even coffee comes close.  Actually… hot chocolate always hits the spot. But for now, it’s tea.

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CanCool

06

What’s cooler than putting your cans in the fridge. Yes, that’s right, you’ve guessed it. Putting them in the ground.   Now, all that’s needed are your girlfriend's work colleagues to make a show of yourself when you're drunk. Enjoy!!

£49.99 Take a look

Crimpit

05

Crimpit Toasties are such an amazing thing to behold. I mean it’s a sandwich, but it’s warm and so much tastier.   You could buy yourself a toastie maker. Then spend ages cleaning it. And when you get bored of the whole cleaning thing it goes to the back of your cupboards not to be seen until you forget about the ...

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Crunch Cup

06

Crunch Cup I had a friend in school who would dip his Weetabix in yogurt on the way to the school bus. Because of that behaviour I could no longer be friends with him. I'm a soggy cereal guy and it just wouldn't have worked out. This is the Crunch Cup. Its whole aim is to keep your cereal and milk separate. Ensuring ...

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Bartesian cocktail maker 

05

Bartesian cocktail maker Until the day you can afford your very own Alfred butler you need to find other ways of getting things done for you. It could be washing, ironing your newspaper, and making your morning cocktail.  What if a machine could take care of your "wake me up morning cocktails!!!" Simply fill the ...

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Innochiller

05

The Innochiller I’m tired of buying warm cans. They seem to care nothing about customers buying a nice cool beverage. That’s why the Innochiller exists. Innochiller describes itself as like a turbo for your freezer. Simply pop In a wine bottle for 11 minutes Or 3 cans for 9 minutes or 6 cans for 12 minutes. In this ...

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Craft Gen 2

04

Craft Gen 2 If you feel like your local watering hole just isn’t cutting it anymore and you think you could do better and let’s be honest you probably could. Then this little brewer kit could set you on the path to becoming a home brew wizard. This awesome homebrew set is available to start your journey straight ...

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Bug A Salt 3.0

04

Bug A Salt 3.0 Where was this little beauty in the summertime? As soon as the BBQ starts in the warm weather all the insect enemies come out to snack on you and the food. well no more. Meet The Bug A Salt 3.0 This insect grim reaper runs strictly on salt and hatred. offering up to 80 shots per full reload of normal ...

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Astronaut Ice Cream

03

Astronaut Ice Cream I'm currently saving up my money so I can get on one of these future space flights to get the hell out of here. Mars hopefully, But with the £107.89 I have saved, it may be a one-way ticket to Tenerife. At least the ice cream will come in handy. Astronaut Ice Cream Brought to you by ...

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The Dirty Cookie shot glasses

04

The Dirty Cookie shot glasses "Nothing lasts forever" I remember my basketball coach saying as he signed his divorce papers on our assistant coaches back. And that certainly goes for these shot glasses. Although nowhere near as miserable a situation as being divorced and having to split everything....BUT... They are ...

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